The Glam Rocking Gay Monarchy of Freddie Queen is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.405 billion Freddie Queenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Freddie Queenian economy, worth 300 trillion Rhapsodies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,892 Rhapsodies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime is totally unknown. Freddie Queen's national animal is the Swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Freddie Queen is ranked 115,863^rd in the world and 100^th in Gay for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 142.73 on the Clooney Contribution Index.